You are more beautiful than you think.
Small.
Unbelievably dull, dead, brown hair.
No forehead, no chin.
Round face.
Bushy unibrow.
Eyes slightly too big, and slightly too close together.
Eyes an uninspired brown.
Crooked nose.
Upper lip just as full as lower lip.
Crooked teeth.
Pallid skin.
Tiny stature.
Big boned.
Top heavy.
Muffin top.
Thunder thighs.
Hairy body.
Flabby arms.
Flabby thighs.
Cellulite.
Beautiful.
